they say that first impressions are the most important

I hear that Tom Brady doesn't want to be remembered as "that Deflategate guy", which is too bad, since I had never heard of him before that little misunderstanding. When Deflategate hit the news, I said to myself, "Tom who?"

And so, my first impression was of a guy caught in a cheating scandal.

Nicely done, Mr. Brady. You go now, play with your abnormally soft balls and ooh! oh no, you are going to get fewer millions showered upon you over the next few weeks.

So sad.

So soft.

So cry me a river.