Pollyanna sez: "They destroyed the WMD's just before we got there!"

Background entertainment: a Stargate SG-1 repeat

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Did you hear? Tons of nerve gas and anthrax were "looted and burned" just moments before our Liberating Forces arrived!

I must apologize for mixing metaphors, but that seems to be the "style" since G. "Wowie" Bush decided to make our language a propaganda tool.

The worst part of all of this is the fawning press corps. If you want to get anything like accurate reporting on the current situation in America these days, you have to go outside our national borders. Freedom of the press? You must wonder. Dubya's lies are only now getting a bit of press coverage here in the U.S of A., though they have been transparent since before he was elected.

Remember, this is a man who claimed that he had "been to war." Oh, yes, flying for the National Guard within the confines of the States was "war" during the early 1970's. OK ... whatever you say, sir! Sure, I'll take the word of a known AWOL. You and Cpl. Klinger, sir! And you didn't even need to wear a dress!

Poooooolllllllyyyy! Poooooooollllllllyyyyy! Wake up and smell the cat food, Dubya. Afghanistan and Iraq are your Vietnams. I feel so sorry for the troops who suffer under your rule, especially those who believe your nonsense. Many of those in Afghanistan already see through your veil. The ones in Iraq - who, by the way, have died in greater numbers since the fall of Baghdad than they did before - will soon understand.

My genius daughter, who has had plans to join the Air Force for the last four years, has decided that it is not worth the risk since you invaded Iraq. She's no coward; frankly, I understand her position. If you (by some fluke) happen to be re-elected, she'd have to serve under you. I wouldn't want that either.