it's only a matter of time

background entertainment: "Futurama," pilot episode

Now Dubya says that it is "only a matter of time" before Osama and Saddam are apprehended.

I'm guessing that the time will be immediately after the Inauguration on January 20, 2005.

Sounds about right, don't you think? It worked for ol' Fried Circuits Reagan. And considering the class of criminals working for Dubya, it would be oh so appropriate. I mean, so many of his lackeys worked for Alzheimers and BushDad, how could it go any other way?

Of course in the (very likely) event that the Shrub loses in 2004, the Republican Underworld will do their best to ensure that neither is found until Jebby is inaugurated. (Like that's gonna happen!)

Yeah. A matter of time. A matter of a LOT of time. Like, archaeologists' kind of time.