mardi merde!

Another new holiday is born. Yes, the Council of Lemurs (who brought you "Hairy Birthmas," combining a birthday and Christmas) is happy to present "Mardi merde (Shit Tuesday)". Lisa's doctor scheduled her first-ever colonoscopy for today, presumably because colonoscopies are something you would want to give up for Lent.

Maybe they'll give her beads for showing them the inside of her gastrointestinal tract.

"Hey sweet mama! Show us your colon! Woo-hoo!"