CNN vs M$NBC vs Faux "News"

You know, I used to think that Faux "News" was the most offensive fake new outlet. Lately I have come to realize that, while I really can't stand to watch Faux "news", M$NBC is actually more offensive on a regular basis.

The shouting, the shouting! I suppose that I should expect nothing less than an obnoxious experience from a Micro$loth collaboration, nevertheless I find that while channel surfing Faux is actually less offensive than M$NBC.