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Background sounds: "Prairie Home Companion"

The following is a very nice list compiled by one Clarence Swinney. He asks to be quoted, so here it is. His contact info is contained within.
-- Jay


CLARENCE SWINNEY INTRODUCTION TO LIST OF BUSH & STAFF LIES

[And they impeached Clinton for one, that had nothing at all to do with the operation of the government ... JD]

For example, when Bill Clinton promised a Middle Class Tax Cut he did not lie for he intended to give one. Yet he was castigated, unmercifully, by Republicans as having lied.

Some of my list can be so interpreted. It will be up to each individual to make the decision.

Bush definitely lied when he said he got a Patient's Bill Of Rights passed in Texas. It was an intent to deceive.

When he said his 2001 Tax Cut went primarily to the lower income tax payers he lied. He knew the bottom 60% got 15%. That is no majority, Buster.

You make the decision. Bill Clinton was falsely accused of lying when he was not intending to deceive his readers or listeners.

The All Time Liar is Rush Limbaugh. He said FAIR listened to 4,000 hours of his transcripts and found 45 little errors. A Joke. When the audit by Fair is extrapolated it comes to 10,400 LIES. I assure you that given 4,000 hours of his junk I could easily find 10,000 to 20,000 LIES. Intents to Deceive.

I have many details but attempt to be as brief as possible for I assume that most of readers of this list will have knowledge of each item.

Details of any item can be received by writing Clarence Swinney at P.O. Box 3411
Burlington NC-27215

Please quote me and help spread this information


FAIR & BALANCED? YOU DECIDE

-----BUSH & STAFF LIES-----

1. I passed a Patients Bill Of Rights as Governor
2. Trifecta
3. Compassionate Conservative
4. Action Administration
5. Al Gore lied on Internet
6. Al Gore lied on Love Canal
7. Al Gore lied on Love Story
8. Al Gore lied on Farm Work
9. Open Administration
10. I will protect the environment
11. I will retain regulations on CO2
12. Dad and I will be first two Environmental presidents
13. I will increase funding for libraries
14. I will Leave No Child behind (just the funding)
15. I will be the Education President
16. I will restore Honor-Dignity-Integrity to the White House
17. I will continue to balance the budget
18. I will put Social Security in a Lock Box
19. I will increase the Pell Grant Maximum Award
20. My Tax Cuts will not create deficits even in a recession
21. I will fully fund LIHEAP low income energy program
22. I will listen to sound science and local officials before deciding on Yucca Mountain
23. I will make higher education more accessible by helping students with costs.
24. My administration will have transparency
25. I am the type of person who will not change his mind once he makes it up.
(This bozo best not read my long list of Waffles, soon to be posted.)
26. I have been to WAR
27. I will provide 20 Billion for World Trade center.
28. I gave the citizens a Tax Refund. (Loan, not a refund. Democrats' program.)
29. Iran and North Korea have been allies against us.
30. Hear me once and hear me clear. Promises made are promises kept.
(My Waffle list takes care of this very childish remark.)
31. Saddam kicked inspectors out of Iraq. (He ordered USA Spies to leave but stated over and over that others could stay.)
32. I knew nothing about a possible attack. (One of all time shameful lies. Eight months later Oh! I knew plenty.)
33. We warned the FAA, Airlines and Pilots. (Pilots interviewed said they were never warned.)
34. Ashcroft: "We captured a terrorist who was planning to plant dirty bombs."
35. Air Force: "I was under attack"
36. I saw the first plane hit before I went into the classroom.
37. I will fully fund Low Income Housing Assistance.
38. I will provide affordable prescription benefits for "all" seniors
39. I will pay down a record amount of the federal debt. (Up is down to this boy.)
40. The largest percentage increase in my budget is for education.
41. Education will be my number one priority. (after millionaires)
42. I do not take cues from anyone. (Except Karl, Karen and Dick. Is this boy mature or ?)
43. Finding to Congress to slaughter Afghans. Lied by omission. No mention of removal of Taliban.
44. I will not Nation Build.
45. I do not need a Resolution from the UN. (Too much yelling so better get one)
46. Palm Beach County was a Pat Buchanan stronghold.
47. Clinton people did an estimated $200,000 damage to White House.
48. Clinton people robbed Air Force One.
49. Middle East slaughter is Clinton's fault for working too hard for peace.
50. North Korea restarting Nuke Program is Clinton's fault
51. We have the strongest Military in history. (Bubba, you performed miracles. You campaigned on it being so weak.)
52. I will be strict on federal spending. (Except for millionaires in weapons manufacturing)
53. Alabama Duty: I was there on a temporary assignment and fulfilled my weekends. (Phantom boy.)
54. Dan Bartlett - Bush spokesman - "He pulled his drills in Alabama. Since he wasn't flying he was doing odds and ends under different supervisors whose names he cannot recall." (They can't remember him either Danny boy.)
55. I was no longer flying F-102 jets because they were being replaced by a different fighter.
56. Aide: He did not take a physical because his physician was in Houston and he was in Alabama. (Try again. A personal physician cannot give the examination.)
57. After I completed flight training in 1970 I kept flying with my unit for the next several years. (Try 22 months, boy.)
58. Cheney lied on Halliburton transactions with Iraq.
59. Immediately upon taking office I will transfer the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem..
60. I will Jawbone Opec to open the wells. (Go get em Rambo.)
61. I will have a humble foreign policy. (I would dread seeing an arrogant one.)
62. I will have a bipartisan administration. (What would his partisan one look like?)
63. Sharon is a Man of Peace. (Did you read history, boy?)
64. I looked into Putin's soul. (Put this boy into the x-ray business.)
65. Paul O'Neill: "I sold no Alcoa stock when I was CEO." (Try 627,547 shares)
66. Iraq has a fleet of unmanned planes which could be targeted at the United States. (This boy snorting again? Let us see. It will take 2,000 refuelings to get here.)
67. We have proof Al Queda has been involved with Iraq. (Show it.)
68. Elliott Abrams is a convicted liar. Right at home with this crowd.
69. John Poindexter is a convicted liar. He just cannot remember.
70. Karl Rove lied on Salvation Army deal.
71. I will put an end to permanent campaigning. (I will do only six days each week.)
72. I will not use polls. (Just weekly.)
73. Senator Baucus does not like free trade. He is an isolationist and protectionist.
74. The president did not try to intervene in the GE-Honeywell deal in England. (Well, maybe a little bit.)
75. Mitch Daniels: biggie on Clinton night deposits. (These guys born with evilness?)
76. We will move on from Clinton. (Except for Marc Rich.)
77. U.S. air strikes in Iraq have been routine. (Pentagon disagrees.)
78. Majority of my tax cuts goes to lower income. (Boy, 15% to lower 60% ain't majority.)
79. I am matching a trillion tax cut with a trillion cut in spending.
80. Harken Energy sale of stock records show a deliberate lie.
81. Dropping top rate from 39.6% to 33% will serve as a stimulus to 9.4 million small business owners. (Sho! Less than 5% pay top rate, boy.)
84. I will provide 100 million to preserve the Rain Forest. (87 million short. Oh! I forgot you have a Business Degree form Harvard.)
85. School Choice: In state of Washington he said "I stand behind school choice".
Next stop was Concord NC. "I want to avoid some of the so called school choice issues
such as school vouchers for it would prompt an extended debate in congress".
86. Iraq is updating their nuclear program for we can tell by them having aluminum pipes.
(Experts say you are wrong boy. )
87. Cheney:: "You never save ammunition to use before an election." (Rove and Card said Oh Yes we do.)
88. He was inspired by reading the masters. (Well, Not exactly read them. We told him.)
89. I read the EPA report. (Ari : "He did not". When Ari contradicts you it is trouble.)
90. Laura: "The federal records show divorce is down, weddings are up and families are coming together" (Sorry dear, you must have been looking at old records. Federal government no longer maintains such records.)
91. We did not support the Venezuelan coup.
92. Nunn-Lugar
93. Anwar: only 2,000 acres will be disturbed.
94. Presidential records: hiding them will make them more accessible. (These guys real?)
95. Ashcroft-We are able to respond to bio-terrorism attacks. (Call 911.)
96. Military: Help is on the way. (Sic em boys.)
97. My daughter did not wear khaki's to meet the Queen. (Just a khaki jacket.)
98. We have definite proof Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9-11. (If it is like Toby [sic] Blair's ridiculous 35 page proof forget it.)
99. I was never arrested.
100. We have an agreement, which will be the largest disposal of nuclear war heads in history.
(Not if you count 2,200 you are putting into storage. Storing is not disposing, boy.)
101.I believe in being held accountable. (When we attacked Afghan why did you say "I'm not in charge the Pentagon is running the war"?)
102.Gore outspent me
103. Plants must conform to same environmental standards of regulations as in Texas.
(Voluntary ain't regulations, boy.)
104. My number one priority is Osama Bin Laden - dead or alive. (Aw! What the heck he is irrelevant.)
105. You coal miners will get help from me.
106. I got affirmative action rules in Texas. (O = Nothing, boy.)
107. Admiral Quidly spokesman for Central Command in Afghan : We hit our targets miles away from homes. (Not according to eyewitnesses who saw friends homes take direct hits, Red Cross building, Vets hospital, wedding party, etc. Sorry Admiral. Ever hear of Admiral Poindexter? He train you?)
108.Johnny Mike Spann was a hero and first patient of Afghan slaughter. (No he was not. He was dead.)
109. Ashcroft - 550 prisoners - "It is against the law to release their names". (Three days later assistant attorney general Chertoff said "there is no specific law barring disclosure of names".)
110. Gonzales: Mary Francs Berry said he lied to her over seating a commissioner on her commission.
111. Mitch Daniels-Economic slow down is due to war on terror and not tax cut. (When he made statement anti-terror was small part of spending.)
112. Justice Department: Lied on number of arrests and convictions for terrorism. (They loaded the report with garden variety crimes with no connection to terrorism.)
113.Justice said man disrupting a flight was a "domestic terrorist". The judge laughed at the charge and called it "ridiculous". He said it was an obvious case of a man being very upset at his treatment by airlines.
114. IAEA
115. We will not become the police of the world. (OK! Just judge, jury and executioner.)
116. Gale Norton: "Governor Davis had a hand in approving offshore drilling". (Governor Davis called him a "Liar".)
117.Cheney said Tax Cut stimulated savings and investments. (Proof. These boys are deep in voodoo jungle)
118.AL Q is operating in Kashmir section of Pakistan. (Strong denial by Pakistan so waffled away saying well we thought they were there. We had a gut feeling.)
119.We should not execute anyone who is mentally retarded. (Trying to save himself just in case. Executed two with IQ under 70. His ball park.)
120.Cheney: In order to meet our future electrical needs we need to build one plant per week. (A cutback.)
121. I got the first major energy policy in history. (Ever see Jimmy Carter mad? He was. Very much.)
122. The sleepovers in the Texas State House were family. (Oh! They gave 2.1 million to your campaign?)
123. I have been off alcohol since I met Billy Graham. (That video all over the internet showing you stoned at a wedding reception in 1992 was magic?)
124. The recession began before I took office.
125. Mitch Daniels: The 2003 budget was built on very conservative and cautious assumptions.
126. OMB - appropriations of domestic programs are, or will be, the cause of long term budget problems.
127. OMB - deficits will drop significantly between 2002 and 2003 (!)
128. OMB - in its mid-year review it claimed the Senate domestic budget plan would reduce the president's defense request for the 2003 budget. (The Senate plan included the presidents full request and OMB knew it. Why lie? These boys take the cake.)
129. Padilla: Ashcroft had to reverse his claim of capturing a terrorist who was planning bio-chemical attack on us. These guys lie just to lie? They are making Reagan's people look honest.
130. Bush claimed Al Q was planning to attack U.S. nuclear plants. (No proof yet. Just spreading fear.)
131. Photo-op in Arizona during wildfires. "We will help". (Still waiting.)
132. Wolfowitz: We found a terrorist cell in Jacksonville, Florida. (Jacksonville leaders said prove it.)
133. Photo-op in Oregon at training center. "I will help". (A week later his budget came out cutting such training programs by 45 million.)
134. Harken Energy---records show blatant lies
135. I will veto bio-terrorism bill it is too expensive. (Signed it. "I mean what I say.")
136. Told state officials it was illegal to place limits on coverage of emergency services for the poor. (Then, put out a new policy allowing HMOs to do just that.)
137.Said his application to a Prep School was not rejected. (It was. He admitted it later.)
138. Said his 2001 Tax Cut was originally designed as a stimulus. (In 1999 during Clinton zoom?)
139. Dan Bartlett: "Since he was not flying there was no need for him to take physical". (He was grounded because he refused to take a physical. Quite plain on his record. Snort snort.)
140. Campaign official: There was no special deal for him to get into the National Guard. (Sho!)
141. Most small business owners pay income tax at the 39.6% rate. (Boy, 5% Is not most.)
142. Al Q and Iraq are in cahoots
143. Lie to democratic caucus
144. Discovery of cannisters is proof Iraq is not cooperating with the inspectors
145. I am a Uniter not a Divider. (Sho! Got the world united against us.)
146. Ken Lay: First met him in 1994. (Very stupid lie.)
147. Ken Lay supported my opponent. (Yuk! You are sick to make such blatant misstatements.)
148. An Iraqi agent met with Al Q Mohamed Atta in Prague. (Phantom meeting.)
149. Condi Rice: "No one ever dreamed of such a thing as a plane being used as a bomb"
150. Ari: there will be no social security for young people. (Well! I must have been wrong.)
151. "I visited the Space Center in Houston while Governor". (No, you did not . Why does this BOY say such things?)