This is the State of the World Address, Motherf***ers!!

background: pResident Shrub's State of the Empire Address

Oh yes, he's full of rhetoric tonight. Everbody in the world is free to live without fear of "nuke-you-lar" danger, unless of course that danger comes from the United States of AmeriBush.

"A brutal dictator, with ties to immense wealth, will not be permitted to threaten the United States." That's why so many people are calling for his IMPEACHMENT. You see, he describes himself thoughout his lengthy speech, though of course he does not realize this; he has no concept of self-awareness.

Go to http://congress.org. Read the "Letters to Leaders" section. You won't see very many people supporting ol' Mr. Bush. You will, however, see a number of letters calling for impeachment, many coming from people who voted for him. Citizens from both sides of the political fence are calling for his removal by legal means.

He was placed in office by the Supreme Court, not, as we know, by the people; the Electoral Votes were hand-delivered by the Supreme Court. They may or may not have been won by him. We may never know the truth. There was no "constitutional crisis" until the Court stepped in and created one; the Constitution states that the Congress shall determine the outcome of contested elections, not the Court.

Nuke-you-lar! Again and again! Arrrgghh! Drives you nuts, doesn't it? The man appears illiterate and tongue-tied; he nearly crashed the Japanese stock market with a single misspoken word. The word, sir, is nu-cle-ar. Say it with me; noo - cleee - aarrrr. Can't be that harrrrrd. Think pirate. "Arrrrr!" "Arrrrr!" "Arrrrr!" Perhaps a course in "Hooked on Phonics" is in order.

And his bloody Republican sheep appauding behind him, as he dares to describe a snarling poodle like Saddam as having the world's most dangerous weapons. We have the world's most dangerous weapons; Saddam is evil, yes, he has done evil things, yes; but Ashcroft is doing nearly as bad in the name of retribution, with Bush's blessing; and as such we have an Allende-style government, with state-sponsored "disappearances" and unlimited detainments sans charges.

Cry for us. Cry, for the dream of America that once was great.