rojo

Monster, the line (range) of energy drinks, makes a lot of different flavors these days. Orangeade, tea, green tea, red tea, chocolate, vanilla, coffee, and many more.

What matters here is the red tea concoction, which is called "Rojo Tea" on the can. The first time I saw this new flavor, I exclaimed "Rojo!" in my best Archie Campbell voice. When I was a kid I must have worn out the 45 RPM record that held this little gem. Eventually, after seeing this product five nights a week and saying "Rojo!" every time, I had to search online for a recording. And the Internet comes through again! Woo-hoo!

Buuuuuuuuuuk-buk-buk-buk-buk.