fear

This morning Frank was disparaging the Republican lawmakers' reluctance to attend Obama's bipartisan meeting. The Republicans say that they "don't know what to expect." Some say they fear that "it could be a trap."

Just imagine:

The Republicans arrive for the meeting as scheduled.

Oddly, the room is vacant except for them.

Not a single Democrat is present.

Cue the anaesthetic gas.

John Boehner and the rest awaken in The Village. 

Body doubles take over their Senate and Congressional seats, 

hastily passing the Obama agenda 

without a single dissenting vote.

The Horror! The Horror!

Maybe Boehner's just paranoid because he's high. He always looks like he has a buzz. It's probably just an advance dose of the anaesthetic gas, secretly administered by the vast left-wing conspiracy to soften him up so he is easier to kidnap.