2 am wakeup

... by a burglary attempt

This morning at 2 am I was awakened with a start by loud crashing sounds. Someone was trying to break into my trailer!

I leapt out of bed (i.e. my couch) and shouted, "Hey! What the f--- is going on!"

That stopped the attempted invasion. The would-be intruder ran like the wind; I saw a human form disappear around the corner of a nearby house.

I didn't bother calling the police, since I could not provide any details regarding the individual's appearance, and soon laid back down to sleep. Unfortunately there are now several broken panes of glass in my door.