why don't I have a problem with this?

When I was a teenager, all the boys had fantasies like this

A 14-year old Florida boy's dreams came true and his 23-year-old female teacher is in legal trouble as a result.

I'll bet he's crushed; just think of all the times he's going to be called upon by his friends (for years to come, no doubt) to recount the lusty details of his "encounters" with a gorgeous young teacher. His voice will become hoarse from constant repetition of the story! Not only that, but if she gets sent up the river he won't get laid for a while. Poor kid.

Sorry folks, but having once been 14 years old - and having lusted mightily after a number of hot young teachers - I just can't see how anything really bad happened here. If I had been in his position (no pun intended) I would have gone for the gold too, especially since I've seen her picture.