why don't they deliver breakfast?

coffee makers have timers, how about breakfast delivery?

If I want supper, I have to call for it (or cook it myself). Likewise for lunch.

What about breakfast? It is the most important meal of the day, I have been led to understand. Yet I'm on my own. No options. I'm not riding my bicycle two miles out of my way for some breakfast. I'm better off with the junk from the vending machines at work.

Man, what I wouldn't give to be able to order a couple of eggs, some grits and sausage -- and maybe some coffee and maple "syrup" -- to be delivered to my residence.

Mmmm ... breakfast ... aaagggghhhhh ...

And, it would cut down on my junk food consumption during the rest of the morning.