martha, maria and john

Martha Stewart has been convicted of all remaining charges. One was thrown out earlier this week by the judge.

While this looks bad for Martha, think about the women we'll be incarcerated with. Martha's a babe. I'm sure she'll be welcomed wherever she goes. She may be in her 60's, but "babitude" tends to run far later in life than it used to. If she doesn't use her legendary bitchiness, she'll be some lady's woman.

On to Maria. A Philadelphia cop (previously male) has come clean as a transgender individual; soon to be a transsexual.

Do I have a problem with this? Heck no! The only problem I have with it is that s(h)e has lost the position of target-range supervisor, or whatever that particular job title is.

Oops, a new Stargate episode is on now. Gotta watch.